Heather reacts to: "Las 7 búsquedas más perturbadoras hechas en Google", by DrossRotzank

Hi! Welcome to my second "Heather reacts to"! First of all, I want you to know two thinks about the entry you're about to read: 1. The video I'm using as a reference is not in English, though you will understand what I mean even without seeing the video. 2. This is not a humor entry: it's a little thought about what some people wants and looks for in the Internet (I include myself in that collective of people) and other modes of entertainment.

I'll try to gradually change the topic so I can get into the specific thing I wanted to talk about. I'll maybe do it wrong enough to look like a retard, sorry for that.

So, this is the video:

If you've seen it by now, I'm sure you thought something like "maybe these searches on Google are critical and perhaps a little bit sad because of the situation the people who searches it has to be in, but they are not scary at all". That's what I specially wanted to talk about today: we don't just want horror, we want that our curiosity forces us to look for scary things so we can get scared enough to suffer.

I know, maybe this is getting a little bit difficult to understand if you didn't see the video. Let me explain it: the author, Dross, shows us some popular Google searches that are a little bit shocking since "How to abort a baby at home", for example, is not searched by someone who is not in a really critical situation. Dross call these kind of searches "disturbing". I won't say they are not, but I'm pretty sure if someone watches a video called "The 7 most disturbing searches on Google", they're looking for scary things.

What I mean is that, in my opinion (I've followed Dross since long ago and he has shown really scary things), this video was specially disappointing: and I'm pretty sure that I'm not the only one who thinks like this. We're acostumated to see things just much more scary than poor people searching how to auto-sex-change theirselves: we don't care about disgrace of the others, we want the adrenaline of the K-Fee Commercials, the mystery of The Cursed Cleenex Commercial of 1961, the fear of Smile.dog and the Jumpscare of Jeff the Killer. We don't want to get surprised, we just want to be scared enough to not sleep anymore in our lives!

If you're not one of this collective, you sure are thinking something like "I can't see the point of this, they just want to suffer?" Here's the point: me neither. But, wait, let's move to another popular topic: TV. And, the question is: "Heather, what's wrong with TV?" Ok, here's the answer: it makes me want to cry that people sees TV programmes that actually make them cry. I mean, what's the point of it? You see some actor or actress pretending to die just to suffer for a character that, in most cases, doesn't even exist? WHAT?

What I mean is that (I know I'm using these words too much) people takes $#lT as it was a masterpiece: look at, for example, Clannad. It's the most frigging boring anime series I've ever seen and, guess what, it's considered one of the best animes ever... I give up on humanity.

So, if you want to enjoy, take ENTERTAINMENT MEDIA as ENTERTAINMENT and stop swallowing lacrymogenic stuff: just because everyone says it is a masterpiece, doesn't mean it is. If somethings makes you cry and doesn't help you at all, just stop doing it! Have your own criterion! Don't pretend to like something just because everyone likes it!

I know, I don't express my opinion well. Hope you understood, if it was possible to understand...

Heather reacts to: Mr. Ando of the Woods

Hi! In this world, there are some things that are really weird, some things which origin cannot even be explained... Today, in this blog, you're going to see a VERY weird thing... I mean, a VERY weird thing... I'm talking about Mr. Ando of the Woods.

I can't even understand why Japanese people make so weird things as kissing doors or playing Yume Nikki (if you don't know what it is don't search it, save yourself), but this takes the cake. It can make you laugh a lot or it can scare you a lot. It's funny anyway (lol).

So, here it is, Mr. Ando of the Woods:

Well, if you've seen it by now, you sure won't be able to sleep at night anymore. Anyway, I want to make some comments about the video...

0:08 - That faces, what the heck?

0:44 - Oh. My. God. What the hell...? What. The. Hell! Stop that! Oh my god, stop that!

2:28 - Of course, a fish. Sure.

2:51 - No matter the circumstances, no matter the danger, THAT BEE WILL ALWAYS LOOK AT THE VIEWERS!

2:57 - Isn't that Hitler (lol)?

Well, hope that you enjoyed... Or, at least, that you didn't cry so much that got your country flooded.

Heather reacts to: Cards against Humanity (played by PewDiePie)

Hi! Today I'm here to talk about a video, a very funny video. First of all, I should warn you this video has some explicit content such as words like "tentacle porn" or "necrophilia". If you're not used to catch these kinds of jokes, don't watch the video.

The video is about PewDiePie and his girlfriend Marzia playing a game called "Cards against Humanity". It's recognized as one of the most offensive games because it's full of awkward moments to the players... And it gets somehow really weird... Really.

Well, I think this video is crazy. Pewdie's videos are normally crazy but this one takes the cake. I've been like 8 minutes laughing, I couldn't help it! It's one of the most funny videos I've ever seen!