Heather reacts to: Mr. Ando of the Woods

Hi! In this world, there are some things that are really weird, some things which origin cannot even be explained... Today, in this blog, you're going to see a VERY weird thing... I mean, a VERY weird thing... I'm talking about Mr. Ando of the Woods.

I can't even understand why Japanese people make so weird things as kissing doors or playing Yume Nikki (if you don't know what it is don't search it, save yourself), but this takes the cake. It can make you laugh a lot or it can scare you a lot. It's funny anyway (lol).

So, here it is, Mr. Ando of the Woods:

Well, if you've seen it by now, you sure won't be able to sleep at night anymore. Anyway, I want to make some comments about the video...

0:08 - That faces, what the heck?

0:44 - Oh. My. God. What the hell...? What. The. Hell! Stop that! Oh my god, stop that!

2:28 - Of course, a fish. Sure.

2:51 - No matter the circumstances, no matter the danger, THAT BEE WILL ALWAYS LOOK AT THE VIEWERS!

2:57 - Isn't that Hitler (lol)?

Well, hope that you enjoyed... Or, at least, that you didn't cry so much that got your country flooded.

Random Heather #1: Kinds of Exams

Hi! I'm bored (not a surprise, I'm writing this)! Today, I wanted to write about something that could make a cat barf, something even creepier than Justin Bieber (if it's possible), something even worse than slow Internet!

Of course, I'm talking about
exams
exams
exams
exams
exams!!!!

concretely, I wanted to write about kinds of exams. There are lots of kinds of exams, but I'll write only the most popular ones... First of all, I have to say this classification is not made to offend anyone! It's a humoristic blog entry (even thought it can be taken as a little bit attacking on some parts) and it's meant to be just a joke:

•  Objective exam: have you ever thought about how paradise would look? These exams could show you how it really is. Learnt something? Write it. Just a sentence: no one is going to ask you for your opinion. When you look to the teacher during an exam of this kind it feels like "Yeah, you're the best teacher ever, luv ya" "Yeah, free ten".
• "Why" exam: teachers, I want to ask you a thing: when you ask FOR A SCIENTIFIC FACT on an exam, what is the point of asking whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Is it because you want to see me rage? YOU GET IT!... Buf, I really needed that.
• Opinion exam: "wow, exam day. Let's have one more mark to get this term better"... Error, GREAT ERROR. I hate these, especially when they ask the reason of likes or dislikes. They sure want me to answer something like "I like it because my brain makes dopamine and histamine go to a certain region and I'm emulating my brother's psychological studies on a Spanish exam, now give that ten and go away!" or "I like it because I like it. Epic win". Really, what's the point of asking that? I'm sure Spanish and Catalan teachers do that to make us know that life is very hard (if so, they are really conspirators, wow) or they want us to RAGE!

 Wow, I really got relaxed with that.

Heather reacts to: Cards against Humanity (played by PewDiePie)

Hi! Today I'm here to talk about a video, a very funny video. First of all, I should warn you this video has some explicit content such as words like "tentacle porn" or "necrophilia". If you're not used to catch these kinds of jokes, don't watch the video.

The video is about PewDiePie and his girlfriend Marzia playing a game called "Cards against Humanity". It's recognized as one of the most offensive games because it's full of awkward moments to the players... And it gets somehow really weird... Really.

Well, I think this video is crazy. Pewdie's videos are normally crazy but this one takes the cake. I've been like 8 minutes laughing, I couldn't help it! It's one of the most funny videos I've ever seen!

Humor Story: The Labyrinth of Doom

One day, in a summer evening, a girl was walking through the street when she saw a labyrinth. She felt surprised for it: she never saw a labyrinth there, without any contextual sense… that swallowed the whole neighbourhood!

She decided to enter. The first she saw was an English exam poking exams that were poking even more exams. When she looked closely to one of the exams, she saw that the mark was 9.9. She got so frightened from taking that mark that she ran deeper into the labyrinth shouting very loudly.

In the next room, she saw something even creepier than 9.9 exams: she saw a lot of clones of herself crawling and singing “Toxic” from Britney Spears. Suddenly she felt the temptation to start to crawl and sing as well, but she realised she was Britney Spears so she claimed the rights of the song and the clones got ruined.

In the next room, she sadly discovered she wasn’t Britney Spears anymore –but she didn’t tell it because the rights of “Toxic” gave her a lot of money–. The room was totally empty with a box in the middle. When she opened the box she got surprised: Britney Spears was inside! She was about to ask Britney for an autograph when the singer said:

–You copied me!

So the girl started to run… But Britney Spears was throwing microphones at her! She got hit in the head and whited out.

When she woke up, she was still on the same room. First, she noticed that the room was empty –not even the box was in there– but, then, she got really confused when she noticed she was Beyonce. Then, Britney appeared straight out of the blue and said:

–Let’s have a dance match!

But Beyonce danced so gracefully that Britney went out of date and started to cry, so Beyonce could escape from that room.

In the next room, afraid to find Beyonce, “Beyonce” entered real slowly: she found no one. When she got deeper in the room, she noticed that… she was not Beyonce anymore! Nah, that was a joke: she was still Beyonce but she noticed that there were two worms. Suddenly, the worms turned Britneys and Beyonce whited out.

Suddenly, the girl woke up. She felt lucky that it was all a nightmare.